0 thoughts on “Chat cu divinitatea

  1. deci m-am conformat si a avut urmatorul dialog

    Me:
    helo
    God:
    Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me:
    gigel
    God:
    Glad to see you, gigel.
    Me:
    what is your name?
    God:
    My name is God.
    Me:
    it sounds like you are GOD!
    God:
    Yup. That’s me alright.
    Me:
    are you happy as being the big boss?
    God:
    I am as happy as ever.
    Me:
    what about Jesus, is he next to you?
    God:
    Jesus is he next to me? I haven’t heard enough about it to have an opinion.

    aici eu am renuntat la discutia cu robotul!

  2. Nenea, dialogul meu nu poate fi reprodus. Mai ales replicile mele. Doar fragmentul ăsta e citabil:
    Me:
    so
    God:
    Awesome.
    Me:
    you screwed up big time with Basescu
    God:
    Thanks for telling me: said I screwed up big time with Basescu.
    Me:
    that’s your best answer?
    God:
    It is only one of my best answer.

  3. Me:
    ceau
    God:
    What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    i said hi in romanian
    God:
    What did you mean by it? Hi there . I speak only English right now, but I’d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in ROMANIAN.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can’t believe it.
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I’m glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    ahahaha….owned
    God:
    Let us change the subject. Do you still ?
    Me:
    jerk off ?
    God:
    Tell me more about your .
    Me:
    blog ?
    God:
    Try saying that with more or less context.
    Me:
    that was BOT (aka God)

    Aici s-a blocat. BUSTEDDDD !!! 😀

  4. fragment:

    Me:
    explain it, please
    God:
    Your polite style is very nice. “It” refers to Truth, I think.
    Me:
    no, it refers to all the shit in this world…
    God:
    Are you serious? Oh I get it.
    Me:
    no… you don’t
    God:
    Are you serious? I guess not.
    Me:
    and you want me to believe in you?
    God:
    No Vlad, maybe later.
    Me:
    yes, sure
    God:
    Woe! OK let’s do it. Great.
    Me:
    or never
    God:
    So you think it can never happen?
    Me:
    are you high ?
    God:
    Being high is my total existence.
    Me:
    you rule 😀
    God:
    🙂 ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.

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